once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
(via shameglaze)
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
(via thathilariousasian)
lmao, havent bathed since last year…
oh wait its 2013 now?
ok i havent bathed since 2011
(Source: tapdancers, via haha-l-m-a-o)